funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

Squishy Whistle

When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.

by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020

Clit Whistle

Sucking on a woman’s clit!

I went down on a woman and after licking her clit whistle to orgasm, I then I started Sucking her clit whistle hard and she squirted on my face.

by Swinghaven June 12, 2022

French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

by Ben waah February 22, 2023

Cunt Whistle

When you blow into an open vagina and it makes a loud high pitched sound

Did a mad cunt whistle last night

by Støren March 14, 2016

retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.

My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.

by WorkManager October 3, 2017

Whistle

A non-binary sex organ.

The two non-binary people blew each other’s whistles and lived happily ever after.

by Tom W.A.L.T.E.R. August 1, 2023