Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.
My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!
by darkh0rse July 2, 2011
Get the analogue wank mug.commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
by shaun p July 19, 2005
Get the wank splat mug.The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
Get the extreme wanking mug.code /ko?d/ kohd noun, verb, cod·ed, cod·ing.
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
by bluemedia October 22, 2007
Get the Code Wank mug.A towel primarily used for collecting semen after masturbation.
Can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty semen smell.
Can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty semen smell.
Ross: MAM WHERE'S MA WANK TOWEL
Mum: IT'S IN THA FACKIN WOSH YA FACKIN CUNT
Ross: I NEED A FACKIN WANK
Mum: IT'S IN THA FACKIN WOSH YA FACKIN CUNT
Ross: I NEED A FACKIN WANK
by Wankermeister69 January 9, 2014
Get the Wank towel mug.A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
Get the Wank monkey mug.Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009
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