by Oldworldman January 18, 2018
a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
by lc2401 September 08, 2010
An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
by Cerealwithwater February 10, 2019
A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007
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