Hipster blog

A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.
I JUST GOT MY GALAXY LEGGINGS! I'm going to take a picture and put it on my hipster blog!
by Nutella is so good omg February 26, 2012
Get the Hipster blog mug.

Elitist Hipster

Hipsters (yeah, fucking hipsters) who think they aren't hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. However, they are nothing but useless fucking hipsters.
Elitist Hipster #1:"I hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don't shower."

Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."
by yup345 October 18, 2010
Get the Elitist Hipster mug.

Folk Hipster

A folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their "mountain man " beards and earthy wardrobe (Boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders Girls : Overly floral button ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to curly hair , victorian jewelry,riding/military boots, anything retro 1900-1930's ,any woodsy or native american vibe clothes .

Bands they listen to :

fleet foxes
j illman
iron and wine
the cave singers
kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters)
deverdra banhart
vashti bunyan
first aid kit
boy & bear
nick drake
bon iver
sin fang bous

mumford & sons
Joanna newson
wild beasts
au revoir simone
freelance whales
Akron/family

fever ray
sea wolf
wilco
lord huron
vetiver
espers
dawes
the antlers
the mountain goats
peggy sue and the pirates***
Look , that folk hipster came into starbucks with no shoes on .
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck.

Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters

Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people.
by thewildbeast93 November 12, 2010
Get the Folk Hipster mug.

Hipster Hug

When a flannel pearl snap shirt wearing, fedora sporting, 5 o'clock shadow rocking mid-twenty year old with thick rimmed glasses and rolled up pant legs (you know so they dont catch on my bike) grabs two cups of coffee and hops on a vespa and stares you down with that "Im better than you look" as he drives away listening to crappy acoustic music.
Guy: Dude what was all that?
Girl: He just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
Guy: We should see other people.
by MrAndySandy August 05, 2011
Get the Hipster Hug mug.

hipster hustle

The hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against sexism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit sex from them. This is ironic, for they're using the idea of women not being treated like sex objects, in order to treat women like sex objects. One can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an asswipe.
look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin' a hipster hustle on that chick, man.
by whocouldbescaredofajeffery September 07, 2015
Get the hipster hustle mug.

Hipster Roll

The act of rolling up one's right pant leg. This is usually done by people on bikes to avoid getting their pants caught in their gears. This is fashionable to some hipsters, whether they're near a bike or not.
Guy: "Man my pants keep brushing against this cut I have on my leg"
Friend: "Just hipster roll it for now, no one will care."

Guy: "Did you see that guy? He had a hipster roll and he was walking!"
by uskidsknow April 01, 2011
Get the Hipster Roll mug.

sad hipster

A sad hipster is one who glorifies the negative aspects of life in attempt to be cool.
They frequently use frownie faces and say negative things and some even go to the extent of talking down and degrading themselves and or others.
Sad hipsters on Twitter like to decorate around their names with frownie faces.

Ex: ☹ alicia ☹
☹ gag ☹
☹ cunt ☹

They also like pizza. Most, but not all.
They put on a big front of being very absurd/open/careless.
Many sad hipsters type exactly like dis N shortened terms w letters n numbers 2 n acronyms wit no punctuation exactly like dis idk why every1s doin dis now tbh

Sad Girls club

At one point or another, every sad hipster has contemplated or actually taken a selfie with a peace sign held up crookedly in front of their face.

:(



life sucks
by rickiebobbie November 21, 2013
Get the sad hipster mug.