Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.
by Annenesia July 18, 2023
Get the Tub Thumping mug.One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!
by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023
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"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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by Islanddomain April 4, 2024
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1. A person who masturbates using mushrooms
2. A person who abuses shrooms and masturbates to various fungal themed characters (like Toad from Mario or Shrumal Warrior from Hollow Knight)
A fungler tulpa occurs when one does either of these so much, that they start to believe they themselves are a mushroom (or other type of fungus in rare cases), and in later stages, actually become a mushroom!
1. A person who masturbates using mushrooms
2. A person who abuses shrooms and masturbates to various fungal themed characters (like Toad from Mario or Shrumal Warrior from Hollow Knight)
A fungler tulpa occurs when one does either of these so much, that they start to believe they themselves are a mushroom (or other type of fungus in rare cases), and in later stages, actually become a mushroom!
Grungsteve: yo dude whats up how's it going with ethan trying to master stairs?
Johnny "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: homeslice i'm going to be Frank with you, it's not going well, he fell down so many times he gave up. He went to his room and relapsed on the fungling.
Grungsteve: dude i WARNED him about stairs
Frank "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: yeagh brocephalopod he's a fucking goner. he went at it so hard that he developed a fungler tulpa and now he's turned into a fucking shroom! his mycelium is going everywhere including into my urethra at night :(. thinking about eating him and seeing if i get high wanna join?
Grungsteve: yeah let's do it bro where making this happen!
Johnny "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: homeslice i'm going to be Frank with you, it's not going well, he fell down so many times he gave up. He went to his room and relapsed on the fungling.
Grungsteve: dude i WARNED him about stairs
Frank "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: yeagh brocephalopod he's a fucking goner. he went at it so hard that he developed a fungler tulpa and now he's turned into a fucking shroom! his mycelium is going everywhere including into my urethra at night :(. thinking about eating him and seeing if i get high wanna join?
Grungsteve: yeah let's do it bro where making this happen!
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 7, 2025
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