no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 29, 2023

Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

by cat6789 January 02, 2011

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 29, 2023

Let it sit and think

When you let your vehicle sit after working on it and come back at a later time. This should give it enough time to fix itself or give you the tools to fix it.

Jeff: I was working on the risky ranger and it ran out of gas.
Joe: If you let it sit and think for a while it’ll run again soon enough.

by Nigga Jew 69 December 26, 2021

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

think snot

When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.

by SkiMoore September 09, 2020