econ guy

The guy in r/6thform that got a bristol offer and missed his econ exam due to not reading the timetable

"Yeah you’re proper cool you are. Don’t patronise me…. Buddy" - econ guy

by +C June 3, 2023

That Internet Guy

The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.

Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?

Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.

by Sy T February 13, 2012

guy toe

anal itch that doesn't go away unless you do an anal spider

i didn't wash my ass for two days, now i have guy toe

by garfi3ld April 26, 2009

Guy in the chair

Guy or Man or Woman who is reached by almost continuous communication through some kind of technology, and provides quick analysis or information about items, logistics, technology, people and the situation to those who are locally involved. They can drive remotely controlled equipment and vehicles and give general view over what is going on at the surveillanced area during any kind of operation. Usually they are afar from the operation in a safe-zone, where they can focus on being the second-mind or the external-addon. This activity usually involves a chair on which they sit infront of a computer, radio, map, controller. The expresion is popularized in the movie Spiderman: Homecoming

A typicial conversation:
-Alpha-delta, we need access to the main room.
-I read Tango. Initiaing hacking of the security protocols. Access gained in 30seconds. (Guy in the Chair)

Examples:

Siperman: Homecoming - Ned

Matrix - Tank
Mission: Impossible - Luther Stickell

by GuytheZombie November 4, 2017

granola guys

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.

girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”

by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021

Five Guys

Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.

I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.

by a someewhat smart guy November 8, 2009

bucktee guy

somebody who is an asshole day in day out. who does things just to piss people off, he also is quite the liar.

Bucktee guy: im gonna punch that stranger for no reason.
guy: why?
Bucktee guy: cause im a complete douche bag that camps in COD.
guy: fair enough... (guy shakes head and walks away)

by NoobToober2010 May 8, 2010