by Poonpounder77 September 09, 2019
Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.
The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.
by JimboG April 10, 2019
by TheJordanzWorld August 19, 2021
by JR136 October 17, 2021
A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.
Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!
by iwannawalk April 26, 2021
Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta
by UCSAM September 16, 2020
by That one nigga October 24, 2017