Sebastian

A bloody sexy unit. He's hella cute and goofy. Anytime he posts anything, you're heart jumps out of your ass. He ages like fine wine plus he’s got a 30 inch horse cock-hot with a beard and without. Find yourself a Seb and never let him go.

Look at Sebastian, he is mighty fine.

by Hahaha123cookies November 22, 2021

Sebastian

Cum brain pillow princess

Person 1: "What is sebastian?"
person 2: "oh he's a cum brain pillow princess."

by aliyajhrom September 18, 2021

sebastian payton

the best too be together with

Payton and Sebastian are the best couple

"Sebastian Payton"

by 1238129yoiue January 4, 2024

Sebastian

Kinda an asshole but you still think he's cool

Yo wassup Sebastian
Ew no
Wut
JK you dipshit

by Anonymous E (PewDiePienumber1) July 25, 2019

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Sebastian

Mad Gay Broh

Yo that man is a Sebastian 🤦🏽 ♂️

by NotSebastianthatguymadgaybroh October 6, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian is smart, cool, perfect, and is very very VERY handsome.

Person A: Hey did you see that new kid at school? He's so cool

Person B: Yea, he's a Sebastian frrrr

by Sebs123 June 14, 2023