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Jayden

He Beat his little cock everyday in the bathroom and he is a cracker
Hes a hot head who watches alot of hardcore porn and Gay on the low
Eww thats jayden”
by Kyle Nender November 26, 2023
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Jayden

He likes balls, especially playing with them.
He is obsessed with shafts and loves to use them when he goes boating
Jayden loves to use his balls and shafts.
by Boblikestoes May 10, 2023
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Jayden

Jayden’s a sweet, sensitive, small guy who cares maybe a little too much. If you hurt him, he might end up being the pettiest person you’ll know. but if you treat him with love and respect, you’ll see how much of a good person he truly is. he is open to try all types of things and he absolutely loves video games, especially apex. he will make you a Spotify playlist with a heartfelt description. Jayden is an over-thinker, so be careful with him. he has bad self esteem issues and it’s hard for him to open up, but once he does you’ll understand why he is the way he is. overall, Jaydens are the kindest people you’ll meet. you’d love to be their friend/partner.
oh hey, is that your friend Jayden?”
“yeah! isn’t he so short?”
by mfpeachy November 19, 2021
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Jayden

A type of girl who sleeps with anyone
Man Jayden is such a hoe
by whattheblurpomofo July 11, 2022
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Jayden

Yo Jayden go to Cj’s and fuck his sister “no I don’t wanna do that for the boys because I’m a half sender and have baseball with baseball g tmw”
by Daddy_conner July 2, 2019
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Jayden.

The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Jayden, he will never let you down.
He is meant to marry an individual named Catlin and never break up
Jayden is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy,!safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.

It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Jayden can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and den, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Jayden. and Catlin. will get married and never break up for the rest of their lives
by NightGamer;) March 9, 2021
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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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