by andy2222 June 18, 2009
Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008
1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.
2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
Example;
"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."
"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."
"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
by McNabb221 December 24, 2013
An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.
"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"
(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
by Cirdellin January 18, 2010
by Robot28L March 04, 2018
Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.
Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.
by Quido1 April 16, 2010
When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.
by The Krum January 12, 2012