bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

poser

Somebody who poses.

Not to be confused with poseur.

Everyone who's taken a photograph of themselves is a poser.

by justmy2cents March 7, 2011

Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.

Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

poser

pretty much everyone thinks everyone else besides their friends is one. somone thats not up to their standards or does not dress like them. some think it means trying to be something they are not . thats just bullshit. in other words they copy u.

Sara- omfg! she got my pants ,what a poser!
Kelly- thats so gay! shes a fake .

by ASHLEYDJONES June 19, 2008