Australian butterfly kiss

When your snorting Coke off of a strippers/ hookers ass and she can feel your eyelashes sqwink on her buttcheeks

Do you have any more blow? No not any more was giving that stripper “Australian butterfly kisses” all night. Shit was crazy.

by Down river Dan December 30, 2025

Australian hot pot

The process of throwing up into a girl's vagina while she's on her period, then eating her out.

Have you heard of the Australian hot pot? It's some real freaky shit.

by Shiversimp32 January 1, 2026

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024

Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.

Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.

by troyboy4life March 17, 2024

Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy March 21, 2024

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024