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two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."
Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.
by bbnreally November 9, 2010
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Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
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two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
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Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018
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Two Draw

When passing round a zoot each person partaking get their turn to smoke, This is refered to as 'two draw'.
"yo blud! I beg you that zoot fam, Me 'afi tek Two Draw an' shot a ting on road, ya get me?
by Double.J October 27, 2008
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two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 5, 2018
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two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.
Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.
by Bizzi January 20, 2008
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