Brooke Ortolano

A Brooke Ortolano is the greatest at everything. There’s only one in existence. She’s the most perfect thing ever in all her own little perfect ways. Every perfect detail to her makes you appreciate her more and more. Consider yourself extremely lucky if you know her. She’s a life changer for the better, she always know how to make you happy and smile. The light at the end of the tunnel, the best you can possibly wish for. Nothing stands in her way. The whole world can be hers on command. She deserves it all and must be treated like the queen she is. If you ever get the chance to talk to her make sure you listen to every amazing thing she says and take it to heart. Because everything she says is so knowledgeable and caring. She’s a one of a kind and the only of her kind.

Damn that girl must be Brooke Ortolano! She’s everything!

by Akidnamedryan February 8, 2018

Angela Brooks

A person that can only say negative stuff and keeps shouting at you for no reason

“She’s such a angela brooks!”

by No you haha lol March 26, 2019

brooke nemec

god

have you worshiped brooke nemec today?

by nemooo September 28, 2011

Girth Brooks

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

by turdunit October 26, 2016

Marshall Brooks

King. Sexy. Exotic. Erotic. Overlooks Overlook.

Look how awesome he is, he is pulling a Marshall Brooks

by westlib125 September 28, 2011

Doing a Brooke

Getting so drunk, passing out and headbutting doorframes whilst looking for your phone.

Brooke: "Urrr Wheres My Phwonee"
Nick: "Nah man you dont look ok"
Brooke:"Ahh im Fine"
*Headbutts doorframe*
Chris: "Oh look hes doing a brooke"

by malasmalas September 12, 2010

annah brooke

A short girl with no hair, a big forehead, mannequin toes, and a bright personality.

Have you seen Annah Brooke's forehead?!

by annahbrooke June 22, 2017