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Stirls

Stirls
A young male who is an incredibly talented Aussie hip hop artist, has a knack for locking his keys in his car and is a pretty good skater. He is kind, loving and caring. Stirls gets the girls, he is loved very dearly and props go out to him.
Stirls gets the girls... I'm totally a stirls.
Day-yum that fly boi is fiiiine, such a stirls. I'd shake it like a Polaroid picture for him.
by Kathykells August 20, 2010
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hotdog story

Refers to when a friend tells you a story which is pointless or has no real relevance.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that one day a friend of mine couldn't finish a hotdog?"

Guy 2: "Wow. That's a hotdog story."
by Jay "Bulldogs Man" Schultz January 18, 2009
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Shit Stirring

Deliberately making exaggerated remarks to elicit an aggravated response from another person. Normally done to get a reaction out of the person/group of people.
Me: I can't make it to your party, the traffic is really heavy.
Ethan: Why, do you hate me??? :(
Me: WHAT?? No! You're just shit stirring.
by stephskiii January 20, 2019
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The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010
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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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maple story

Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!
Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM
by Empty Soul July 11, 2006
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Stir the Macaroni

When a male inserts his penis into a female's vagina and moves it in a circular motion making a noise similar to stiring macaroni.
"Baby sit tight and let me stir the macaroni for you tonight"
by Java Jibbz August 23, 2011
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