Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.
"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."
by I Disch Splitfire March 14, 2016
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Taco squat

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
by Feldokkon January 10, 2019
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Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
by ILoveMyKittyCat June 21, 2023
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Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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jumby half-squat

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.
by hdawg028 January 05, 2010
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Diaper Squat

A common pose that people perform when wearing an adult diaper, typically while or after the use of the diaper.
Ew, that guy did a diaper squat in this video.
by Dontreadmypseudonym October 01, 2021
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Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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