Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spanish channel

nonsense

What you're saying is spanish channel.

by rocknrollbuddhist February 16, 2014

spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.

yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium

by Farcical April 20, 2024

spanish black

Oh god.. this is a really bad word that the people would use in the 1960s aa group of people that is a letter away f

person 1; oh carla look at the spanish black

person 2; he looked at me wrong henry!!!

person 1; don't worry carla the council will deal with this.. *puts on a white cloak*

by TheGyattestRizzler69420NINE November 15, 2023

Spanish It

Say it in Spanish.

Sike is 'X' backwards, you just have to Spanish it.

by The_Meskin March 22, 2009

Spanish Casserole

The Spanish casserole was invented during the last half of the Spanish civil war, on the SS Cantabria when 2 soldiers from San Sebastián, Miguel De Polo & Serio Reyes found themselves in a spot of bother when a opposing ship caved them into the loading deck, trapped for 17 days they had to be resourceful, growing hungrier by the day but most worryingly, hornier by the day, unknowing Miguel was about to create the first Spanish casserole as he delved deep into Sergio Reyes, he (Sergio) released a huge geyser of faecal matter a bodily fluids resulting in the very first Spanish casserole to ever be conceived.

Combination, Jab, SLIP, uppercut, backhand, roll,

This is you bouncing, All wasted movement

the real meaning of the spanish casserole

by Iwashopingthatyoudtellthetale March 30, 2023

spanish brigade

In Spanish brigade means cool beans

Spanish brigade gracious de mesaje

by Gondolier September 18, 2022