Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022

och soleng

like "aw come on.."

Someone: "Every bubble tea shop is closing.."
Maggi:"och soleng!"

by ansaia_ July 20, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes

Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse

Shmeg shlongman is a bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022