so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.

A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.

by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Go sit on an icecube

to chill
to chill out
to mellow
calm down
relax
what'd you expect it to mean?

This awesome guy said, go sit on an icecube, girl chills out

by http://ac420.tumblr.com June 20, 2011

sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.

Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.

I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!

by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022