Idiotic Sir

An person of the Male gender of the human species who has the title of “sir” but is a total douchebag and an idiot.

Timmy: “Bro that guy has total class but he’s an idiotic douchebag”
Arthur: “Oh, he’s a total Idiotic Sir

by Idiotic_Sir February 02, 2021

nah sir

Informal way of saying “No, sir”. Used a lot in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

“Need a count?”
“Nah sir.”

by HouseItsAlsoANoun July 19, 2023

Sir M

A dumb bitch in a discord sever

There’s a Sir M in our sever

by December 30, 2023

sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

Sir Jeffers

A mega chad with a slight obsession with milfs, space, turtles, and the violin.

Goodnight Sir Jeffers, cya in the morrow.

by AbstractViolist November 21, 2021

see ya sir

A phrase used when someone does something weird or unheard of

Man: look at all these New York license plates ( while traveling in New York)

Woman: See ya sir

by Secrettjc February 15, 2018

Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)

You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay

by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013