Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

small lock or locks of hair sticking up on the top of your head when it's in a ponytail - like shark fins sticking up out the water
I thought I had pulled my hair back into a neat ponytail, but found out when I looked in the mirror that I had like 5 hair sharks.
by AcoolgirlcalledB January 4, 2011

by Yes, yes that is correct May 11, 2019

"ayo you seen jahnya !! she a baby shark, she just broke up with me and got with eric."- Derek
"dAng bro."
"dAng bro."
by --heyuu February 25, 2019

Sarah always rides up in her velour sweatsuit waiting on Jimmy's black ass looking like a mudd shark.
by elleabeli December 1, 2019

by travis barrett December 16, 2007

Someone who commits the crime of usury; loans you money and charges extremely (and illegally)high interest on said loan.
by James Van Bronsan July 22, 2004
