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add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"
Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.
by Murperin May 25, 2007
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ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole
I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.
by scotteh111 June 3, 2010
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The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020
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scamper

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."
by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010
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tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.
After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.
by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006
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Memphis Pooper-Scoop

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.
I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!
by Nate6890 April 19, 2008
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Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010
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