Sam

Top shotta shout him for draw

Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam

Sam by Bigdon May 16, 2019

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Sam

Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.

holy shit Sam you fucked Emma

Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite

Sam by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019

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Sam

Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.

Fuck you Sam

Sam by Shiboo May 22, 2019

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Sam

Maybe one of the best people you could ever meet. Sam is a charming, smart, talented, adorable little teddy bear. He can be one of your best friends, and if he becomes your boyfriend he'll only get better and better. He's caring, he's compassionate, he's romantic. He's never afraid to tell you how he feels. He lets you play with his hair, and you can easily get lost in his green eyes, since he's probably lost in yours already (= Sam can sometimes shelter away, but he's never afraid to write you a long romantic paragraph whenever he feels like it.

You: Sammy?
Him: Yea?
You: Whatcha thinking?
Him: I love you.

Sam by NerdGirl6101 May 23, 2019