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Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette
by Musical spirits January 17, 2020
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Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.
I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!
by Sephia8 August 20, 2015
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Conception Roulette

When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one
Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost
by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020
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Baby Roulette

It is when two or more men will have sex with a single female and all of the males will ejaculate inside the female's vagina. The winner of the roulette is determined by finding out who the baby's father is. If there are Twins, the rewards are either doubled or cancelled out depending on who is the father. If both fathers have one child each, that will end in a draw.
Me: I just lost a baby roulette against Jimmy
Friend: oh, what did he win?
Me: Child support fees and a family.
Friend: was the sex good though?
Me: yeah, it was pretty epic.
by Megatitty42 July 14, 2020
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Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
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Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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Mood roulette

People whose moods are utterly impossible to predict.
Going to visit Mike , wonder which number of mood roulette he'll be on today?

Becky just broke up with Steve again, should be an interesting game of mood roulette tonight!
by AustenPowers77 June 3, 2016
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