When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.
by Helmbros June 3, 2014
Get the penis rocketmug. A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.
Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."
When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."
When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.
Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.
I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.
I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
by passsomegrass April 5, 2011
Get the hobby rocketmug. This is quite an old phrase, dating back to WW2 at least. To "get a rocket" is to be scolded or told off, usually by someone in authority; boss, manager, teacher, parent, etc. It may go as far as dismissal.
by New Old School January 3, 2012
Get the get a rocketmug. A variation of "the Shocker", except that the ring finger is inserted into the ass along with the pinky while the fore and middle finger are inserted into the vagina - also known as "the Spocker", "the Vulcan". or "to Vulcanize".
by Annonalegion April 5, 2009
Get the Spock Rocketmug. The fallout after giving a “mayonnaise booger”. Similar to a snot rocket, but consists of very dense semen.
That asshole thought he was funny by giving me a mayonnaise booger, so I blew a cum rocket back in his face.
by 69CockGobbler69 June 29, 2018
Get the Cum Rocketmug. by Steampowerengine October 29, 2021
Get the Red rocketmug. A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.
by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008
Get the Willy rocketmug.