Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

Hoo ride

to participate in a drive by shooting

You ready to Hoo Ride on these fools? Get the straps, blood.

by Gangstaraldebaran April 3, 2022

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020

Solar Ride

Receiving fellatio from a homosexual man

I just got a Solar Ride from Jim last night.

by YourMom1203 October 18, 2012

Riding Rudolph

A condition that occurs around Christmas time when a girl has neglected to groom her nether regions and starts her menstrual cycle while wearing a sexy holiday outfit.

What's wrong with Alice? She's upset because she was caught riding Rudolph.

by Jaime` D December 5, 2014