I feel your pain

I compassionately understand what you are going through and there may have been some times I have undergone the very same thing or similar.
Guy #1: That Brian dude smells so awful because being near him makes me sick both mentally and physically.
Guy #2: I feel your pain! I have encountered similar jerks like that and they make me want to vomit.
by Touche Touche! February 26, 2018
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Racist Chest Pains

Feelings of sadness, fear, jealousy, or anger that racist people get when those that they hate succeed. Coined by South African politician and leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters Julius Malema.
Malema: I'm going to be president of this country, whether you like it or not, and I will preside over the affairs of this country. Including presiding over you. I think you must start adjusting to that reality. The sooner you do that, the less chest pains you will have when that reality comes!

Oppenheimer: What chest pains would result?

Malema: Racist chest pains!
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Sham Pain

A Song By American Rock Band FiveFinger Death Punch 5FDP
Hey Billy, Five Fingers New Song Sham Pain is Complete Shit
by ThePeenWeen October 10, 2018
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Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"
Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.
by jAk3333. January 25, 2011
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All Aboard The Pain Train

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping
by mr.snruB September 07, 2010
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Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) March 05, 2008
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I don't mean to be a pain

Sorry, I don't mean to be a pain. I guess I'm not really in the mood for a show tonight
by Esiiii July 25, 2018
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