padido

an automotive vehicle that only has one working headlight.

I can't believe my mother's car is a freakin' padido!

by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

Padraig

Padraig is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. Totally weird but thats why you like him. There can never be a dull moment with a padraig. a padraig will always be there to listen and support you. a great and loyal friend. padraigs arent that smart , but he makes up for with his looks. If you have a padraig cherish him because he is truely great.

Friend: look its padraig! hes so cute.

Me: what a big cute loveable dummy.

by _emily.brown_ May 9, 2018

padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.

Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.

by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009

Padre

What Clint Eastwood calls a priest in every movie he's ever made. Means "Father" in Spanish.

"What are you peddling today Padre?"

by Jebus114 September 26, 2011

Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.

Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.

by xavier j. November 27, 2003

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007

Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016