Hard P

Having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your penis. Sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.

Guy: "I hit such a Hard P this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"

by mydeterminedface April 4, 2012

A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

by Christina S April 30, 2006

pushin p

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by bigdickdestiny January 17, 2022

P-Munchies

The cock sucker.

DUDE! i had some bitch giving me the P-Munchies last night.

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010

P Flan

To urinate while fingering one's anus.

I just P Flan'd all over the floor last night. My room mate was pissed, to say the least.

by TheKeating November 8, 2010

P-luvrr

1) A player and lover of women. A pickup artist. A seducer of women.

2) A man or woman who loves pussy.

3) Someone who loves pee or being peed upon. Usually referenced as a fetish in erotica.

Cassanova and Don Juan were famous P-Luvrr's.

by Bubba Thumper May 4, 2009

mama p

A Beautiful, gorgeous women, who starts with the letter P.

Mama p is looking goooood today

by baby gstah October 17, 2008