Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> October 31, 2022

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 April 10, 2012

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

Natedogg take

Horrible or outrageous opinion

“Saying antman is the best avenger is a natedogg take”

by Walter the white December 16, 2022

Taking An Elliot

Definition of taking an Elliot: To uncontrollably spew liquid from your mouth due to laughing or farting. After taking an Elliot you might feel the symptoms of giggling and face flushing red.

You are Taking An Elliot.

by e!!!!! September 19, 2022

Taking an Amber

Shitting. A huge dump. A real sheet wrapper. This poop goes Depper than the ocean.

Bro. I was Taking an Amber earlier. I didn't think I ate that much at brunch. Felt 20 pounds lighter after it was done.

by Fizban Albrite June 4, 2022