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office prairie dog

1)Noun. An individual in an office setting who pops his or her head out of the cubical due to any sound or distraction. 2)Verb. The act of someone popping his/her head out their cube at the first distraction.
As soon as Bob mentioned that donuts were in the break room, half of the floor office prairie dogged.
by Murkycat January 24, 2014
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Out of Office Mentality

Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.
Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
by MJOWIJCHEN November 28, 2011
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office go around

When a female or male sits in an office chair and is then surrounded by erecting penis' and proceeds to spin and jerk off the surrounding penis'.
Man did you hear about Julie she had 18 guys involved in the office go around!
by WashingHAMbeardedCLAM January 6, 2017
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Office walk of shame

She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”

Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.

It’s called the office walk of shame.
Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame
by lelanielovelox February 21, 2011
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Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.
I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid
by Infinigeek November 14, 2007
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Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers
Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005
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Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
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