Sex Noob

When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;

Bobs a sex noob he tried to stick his dick in my eye!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

noob camper

A noob camper is a noob who tries to camp during a FPS but failes horribley. They think they can camp, but really suck.

Ryan is a noob camper because he camped the whole game and had 0 kills.

by .DeLeTeD. June 1, 2007

fat noob

An overweight person who is also a noob.

Thats fat noob couldent micro because he was too busy eating!

by Zar12344 September 1, 2007

noob deluxe

Someone who incredibly sucks at something.

Person A:"Omg, I got killed five times in a row in CoD!"
Person B: "Haha, you're such a noob deluxe."

by ANoobyPerson October 4, 2010

wow noob

1.Whenever someone says something completely unrelated to a subject this phrase comes into play (usually said in a deep voice)

2.Whenever someone says something wrong (also said in a deep voice)

3.World of Warcraft Noob

1. Bob: Did you see the Manchester United versus Arsenal match?

Billy: Did you see the Bruins game?

Bob: WOW NOOB

2. Bob: The answer to the equation is 2x

Billy: WOW NOOB

3. I destroyed that WOW NOOB

by An5l3y May 16, 2009

noob

Palak. A total emo bi-atch who likes to complain.

Wow, Palak is an emo noob.

by alejandral January 11, 2009

noob

1. a new inexpierenced player at any video game.

Eben D is such a noob isn't he Tyler?

by sexy turtle May 20, 2005