nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

Nonce

Being one of a kind and Beaty queen

Omg gurleen is such a nonce

by Parmind May 15, 2022

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016

nonce

a british term for pedo

its basically just like calling someone a dumbass in england but fr some reason americans take it offensive

this bloke over there is a massive nonce
ur such a fucking nonce

by massicvesketnonce January 21, 2019