A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
Get the Valentines Beer Musclemug. by anonymous February 23, 2024
Get the muscle staticmug. The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.
Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?
Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.
Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.
by Bluto726 March 19, 2022
Get the 3rd Musclemug. A formerly muscular but now just an old and flabby dude who deep down inside is nothing more than a jealous ass good for nothing snitch. So jealous that he goes to outlandish lengths such as driving by your house after dark like a punk, just to see if there’s anything he can run back and snitch/report on you for.
Was that a side-by-side that just cruised by out front? Yo, it was probably my neighbor again that dudes such a freaking Ratt Muscle!!!
by Jim Leroy January 1, 2024
Get the Ratt Musclemug.