New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

Mommy

A word to call ur Female friends whilst joking around or being serious they will never know ;)

Eg: “mmmmm mommy”
Or
“Ugh mommy” ~ says in UwU voice

by anonymous February 3, 2022

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

MOMMY

I love MOMMY

I want MOMMY to tuck me in at night and give me a kiss on the cheek

by CATBOYNICKER November 11, 2021

Mommy material

A very hot female who is called this when attractive/someone finds her attractive, same meaning as daddy material but with a female.

“God you’re such mommy material, you could literally do anything to me”

by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024

mommy

Usualy defined by small children as a parental call.

ex; "I could not find my mommy."

by Mans a Full Grown Man That Is March 30, 2022

Mommy

the HOT lady that drank my cum

When she bounced on my throbbing penis I screamed "Mommy"

by Random kid that knows stuff February 7, 2022