Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye
I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell
by spiceymemes June 15, 2018
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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Matt Southway

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic
by Ss0 May 19, 2019
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matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt
Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days
by Isaytruthful April 28, 2017
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The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.
Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
by Loonytoon69 December 06, 2017
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Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men
hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's
by Chris "king shoey" Johnson August 28, 2008
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Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.
“Matt just broke up with me!”
That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”
by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019
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