The act of stealing your phone back from your parents after they have "confiscated" it because you went over on texts or minutes.
"Hey text me later about saturday!" Krista
"Sure, oh shit I forgot my parents took my phone! I'll have to jailbreak it!"
"Sure, oh shit I forgot my parents took my phone! I'll have to jailbreak it!"
by lucy=D August 9, 2008
Get the jailbreak mug.In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
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The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.
Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito
Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
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And in this case (it's very exeptionel), the slut wears underwear!:-o
And in this case (it's very exeptionel), the slut wears underwear!:-o
by C.S. belgium July 25, 2007
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