An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women
Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.
by Rattler31 December 14, 2023
Get the Corner merchantmug. When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
Get the the sharpest corner of a large stonemug. A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
Get the take the badguy around the cornermug. by TheSecretImpostor October 19, 2020
Get the Jana's Cornermug. I AM THE POTATO CORNER LEADER, I CONTROL ALL POTATO CORNER FRIES AND SPREADS MY RELIGION OF POTATO CORNER
by njdskjfndsjfnds November 17, 2022
Get the Potato Corner Leadermug. by DurphyCornerEnjoyer42069 March 17, 2023
Get the Durphy's Cornersmug. Nearly running out of rolling tobacco in your pouch and having to pick the corners to roll yourself a cigarette
by jaded_o_bozzzz February 7, 2019
Get the Picking cornersmug.