certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Ice Cream

1.a soft, sweet frozen food made with milk and cream and typically flavoured with vanilla, fruit, or other ingredients.
2.A sweet, smooth, frozen dessert made from dairy products such as cream or milk.

''Mother , thank you for buying ice cream!''

by Yooster May 22, 2023

ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.

Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.

by chloensia February 19, 2024

white ice cream

This would be White guy cum.

Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)

by Elisabeth Swannn January 28, 2017

Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.

Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."

by Frozone4321 December 16, 2021

ice cream truck

the best ones are run by the Arabians. But shoot, you have "NO" time at all for it

The ice cream truck has a good counsel running it

by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016