sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

room humper

person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.

Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.

by Chaka Bootlegger March 3, 2008

[Bumper] [Humper]

Someone who tailgates

I really wish this bumper humper would get off my ass!.

by Kellyonious December 25, 2008

Garbage Hump Station

The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.

you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!

by THEMAN6295 July 6, 2010

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

Light humper

when someone pulls up to a red light stops pulls up a bit more stops then pulls up a bit more and continues this until the light turns green again.

whys that guy keep stopping and pulling forward then stopping again?
hes a light humper he wont stop until he goes into the cross walk or the light turns green.

by DGo4th May 30, 2011