mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

ham acting

Lee Pace in The Hobbit.

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.

by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017

Ham Knuckle

Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)

Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.

by Sneepers April 12, 2011

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010