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cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.
by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016
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ham acting

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.
by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017
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Ham Pan

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.
Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!
by nitrosoftradio October 8, 2010
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Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.
by Learninator June 5, 2019
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Ham Knuckle

Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)
Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.
by Sneepers April 12, 2011
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Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.
Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!
by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012
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ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010
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