cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

ham acting

Lee Pace in The Hobbit.

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.

by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017

Ham Pan

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.

Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!

by nitrosoftradio October 8, 2010

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

Ham Knuckle

Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)

Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.

by Sneepers April 12, 2011

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010