Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.
Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life
by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021
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Gabe

A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.
Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"
by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022
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Has a massive hog and isn’t afraid of anything, gets loads of fanny, eats minge all day everyday
Gabe is a pussy eater
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A very HOT and SEXY man who is really good at video games and has a Large Penis. Gabe gets all the girls and is very charismatic. Gabe wakes up with a champion's smile, ready to face the world and be victorious!
Gabe is the coolest video game collector you can find. He has every single mainstream videogame AND more!
Bro, i saw Gabe the other day at gamestop. he is SOOO hot..
by Chensokyo June 21, 2021
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Oh yeah, Gabe is that guy.
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A kid that just smokes weed with his friends and his best friend is Antonio
Yo Gabe wanna do weed
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gabe is sporty but not on too much of serious level he is friendly and will help you most of the time with some jokes to throw at you because your too dumb to know the answer he is a good and loyal friend. but he can be a dick if you like the girl he likes he is also very protective.
friend: yo whats up gabe?!

gabe: daps you up 7 times before talking.
by jacksonandgabe April 24, 2017
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