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Freak of Friday

{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.

For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.
He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.

The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.

The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.

Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
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Freak Arm

the exhibition of outstanding arm strength from an otherwise scrawny individual
Deon: Man, Terrell just flipped Brock with one hand. You would thing Brock was stronger but no.

Dixon: Yep, Terrell got him with that Freak Arm.
by DMorrissette May 4, 2010
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grammar freak

someone who perpetually corrects the grammar of both himself and others, either mentally or aloud
Bill: Yeah, there were way less people then I thought there would be.
Jane: Don't you mean "there were way FEWER people THAN I thought there would be"?
Bill: You're a grammar freak.
by Miss Uppity January 2, 2009
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FREAK-CITED!!

Freakin EXCITED to the nnth degree!! Over the moon happy...jumpin up & down, crank the music dancin ' happy!
I got all FREAK-CITED when I heard Venus is her name...yea baby she's got it! Oh Daddeeeeeeeee...get ready ; )FREAK-CITED!!
by do i act likei fuckin care? December 14, 2014
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union freak

A hard working, blue collar worker who promotes solidarity amongst fellow workers to keep the American dream alive by fighting against the exploitation of employees by their greedy employers.
Boss: Hey Joe, we need to increase profits. Let's cut pay by 10% and stop buying that expensive safety equipment.

Joe: But sir...that would be immoral. It would hurt our workers' ability to raise their families and make the job site less safe.
Boss: So, you're a union freak, huh?
by MerriamWebster March 28, 2016
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i freaked it

You do something so crazy and so insane that there’s no other response but freaked it
by Don Quixout June 1, 2018
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Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...
This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK
by Davedale August 13, 2019
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