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Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.
*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳
by big butt big personality February 8, 2015
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Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold
They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!
by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019
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box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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brock blocking

Any point in the series pokemon where brock is dragged or pulled away from flirting with a girl
brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!

misty: not today loverboy

brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3

pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)

ash:you said it pikachu
by alphapedestrian October 23, 2011
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stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.
Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
by TOFUck September 30, 2011
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ice blocking

Riding down a huge hill, grass preferably, on a large block of ice.
Ice blocking last night at Gabriel Park was so much fun, except my bum hurts this morning from all those crashes.
by April July 9, 2004
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Bukkake Block

When one girl proceeds to cock block multiple guys at the same time.
Cher (at live concert): How many women out here ever been hurt by their man?

women: (all cheers)

men: all cock blocked by one bitch, whence a bukkake block.
by brian pm March 27, 2008
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