A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
OR
"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est March 11, 2016
by Phoeno July 19, 2019
Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.
It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.
Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.
Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
by Intikam June 29, 2017
It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.
by DErekd February 26, 2014
A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.
by band girl December 15, 2014
1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
by ScampyJoe April 22, 2006
"Geez Trev, Port are flat track bully team this year, 160 against North Melbourne and lose to Geelong"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"
by StupidKiwi June 18, 2021