carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

period eating

the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.

by Analdestroyer69 April 25, 2014

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

bulk pizza eating

When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.

Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"

by SarahHeels1 December 15, 2008

dog eating dwarf

a word to describe filipinos, pinoys, pinos, philipinos, blah blah blah.

Abie, your such a dog eating dwarf.

by Boobs. January 11, 2008

tofu eating lesbian

noun. refering to a girl of homosexual orientation that likes to listen to ani di franco, and other angry lesbian music, accompanied by her vegetarian meal of choice ex.boca burgers , tofu,ect

i meet this girl at a drum circle she was such a tofu eating lesbian

by elizabeth & christine September 25, 2006

what's eating you

it mean what are you doing, what make you bussy

Hey, Its been a long time, what's eating you

by Balbino July 17, 2007