horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

by A. Madeira May 13, 2005

marians disease

An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.

Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.

by bobzac85 November 5, 2006

peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

by joeseph kowalski May 5, 2005

Morris Disease

An obsession where one has to shove anything they get there hands on up their rectal cavity.

"Dude, your remote smells like shit. Do you have Morris Disease or what?"

by Dajuca October 16, 2008

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

Papap's Disease

A health condition that persists, when someone says something that is completely full of shit. The lie is so rediculous, that people actually are led to believe that the person telling it is suffering from a mental illness, rather than being a total bullshit artist. While Papap's Disease was originally thought to have afflicted the elderly, such as a grandfather, certain traits have been noticed among cousins.

For example, a child saying, "It was nice playing cards with you yesterday, Grandpap. Can I come over next week, and play again?" The afflicted grandfather responds, I haven't played cards in over 20 years. It causes too many fights."

Traits among cousins can be seen in the following statement: "Yo boss, I don't think I'm going to watch that much football this year."

This guy's so full of shit, he has Papap's Disease.

by King of the 'Rite July 23, 2010

akersins disease

to throw bad during baseball warm-ups

Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!

by TTimmy February 16, 2008