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Curs

A person that likes to send porn in dms without consent and makes constant sex jokes. A hypocrite aswell. Will immiedatley block you if you post satisfries in his dms.
John: hey curs just sent me femboy porn in dms

Bob: eww stinky porn

John: 🗜
by qx0w April 9, 2020
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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!
by tech4life February 26, 2017
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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.
Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.
by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010
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mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.
damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit
by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
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